- dont forget to bring a bag when you take shit. it will look odd when u walk out with piles of milk cartons and soda in your arms and odder when you drop that shit and it spills on ur pants and people think u jizzed urself.
- think outside the box. in addition to juices and shit, wat about band-aids, medicine, kleenex, office supplies, espresso cups, aeron chairs.
- for god's sake wait until most people leave before you start taking stuff, or do it on the weekend. the biggest risk - other people will catch on and you will have massively depleted stores and some admin will start cutting back on quality and quantity, like buying albertson's brand soda pop instead of coke, waldryl instead of benadryl, or whatever, ruining it for everyone else. it's all about being surreptitious and maintaining subtext...um it's not stealing though - u r just taking wat u wld have used anyway but in a place-shifting way.
- look out for where the hidden cameras are. seriously. sometimes office have hidden cameras, not to catch dufuses like u, but usually to protect sensitive areas like computer supplies or servers.
If you ever have had or iwll have the great opportunity to spend some time at a financial printer, all this stuff i just wrote, applies, but like, eight hundred times more. for those that don't know, the printer is kinda like a crackwhore's paradise, if crackwhore's were actually lazy pigs, or if i were talking abotu printers in the 70s (which im not, but which i hear really were filled with crack, whores and paradise). they have free everything. from inefficent and lazy bankers and ice cream to champagne, fr hot food to blankets and piillows to slippers and massage chairs (and in the 70s, dope and stripper poles?). in any case, one cant really describe the printers i think it just has to be experienced. but...i guess it could be akin to something like this: