while the flannemouthed porcine bankers sweat and etiolate in their own feces-laden pig pens, it's party time for the service monkeys! that's u! sit back, relax, nutate in pleasant content at the numinous phenomenon that is the double dip recession. i.e., throw ur shit around like you're a crazy nasty ass honey badger and you just don't give a shit. fuck yea! if you're not sure what that means, read these and these, or fuck that and just stay in bed eating doritos all day.
for those of you that don't know what a double dip recession is because you already don't give a shit, here's the way I would explain it to, um, Peter Griffin:
a banker's perspective:
a CML perspective:
so, for those of you experiencing the slump, be thankful you have some job security. and go buy some doritos.